weirdspartan:

The fuck just happened here? Did they rescued the black girl from the projects? or is she just drunk as fuck on regular basis? 

weirdspartan:

The fuck just happened here? Did they rescued the black girl from the projects? or is she just drunk as fuck on regular basis? 

(Source: newkidssonmycock)

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So I’m planning a family cookout…

And I don’t know how I missed the fact that my entire family hates me/each other. Now, how in the actual fuck do I get them all together in one place? This booze tab is going to be astronomical. Please let them not kill each other before then. They probably will though.

Happy Birthday!!

Today is a face-meltingly awesome woman’s birthday. Jesus tried to steal her thunder with that whole resurrection thing, but I’m making sure she gets what’s due. Happy Birthday, Amanda!!!!

I’m perfectly comfortable with being single for the rest of my life. Considering I can’t date without a guy becoming insanely clingy and bitchy, I feel this is a smart decision.

mel71792:

“ Joseph Kony is a war criminal who abducts children from their families and turns them into soldiers for his own cause.  He trains them to mutilate innocent people’s faces and even instructs them to kill their very own families.  Without our help in raising awareness, these children will never have a chance to live a real life and the violence will continue.  And today, with the power of social networking and the internet as a whole, we have the ability to spread the word and make a change quickly.”


This is happening in Uganda RIGHT NOW! Help this cause, make a CHANGE!

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Happy Birthday, Hayley!!!!

Seriously, hope the day is awesome!